An Extra $krümming Chri$mas $pecial

An Extra $krümming Chri$mas $pecial is a single.

Tom (Rumi)
Ho ho ho... Jingle Bells Jingle...

Cause it's Christmas time and you know what that means (you do) No time for boulders and no time for beans (none of that) It's the festive time, It's the festive time of year (yep) Yeah mate, it's finally here (it's here)

I look at my clock, it goes tick tock (tick tock) My boy be coming, he goes tick tock (he goes tick tock) He got some stuff, or maybe not (I don't know) He better give me something or he'll get shot (brrrra brrra brra)

I lock all the windows, I lock all the doors Saint Nicko's rolling about, he rolls on the floors (floor) I push him down the ramp and he goes in my box (in the box) I trap him in there, I got all the locks (lock it up)

Every morning about breakfast time (what?) He gives me a present and I'll chuck him a lime (to eat) Santa's trapped over there, he's stuck in my shoe (my shoe) He's grumbling every day but what can I do? (chuck a scrum)

Rumi (Tom)
so bad

He opens the box, he crack open the lock (boom) He whips out the shoe, Santa pops out the sock (he's in there) He leaves it wide open, Santa makes a run (speedy quick) He climbs up the tap, yeah he's not having fun (none of it)

He gets into the pipes, he gets in the drain You may think he's crazy maybe even insane (he's a crazy man) Once he's done swimming, he escaped to the street He tries to get up, he tries to get to his feet (too quick)

The boy checks up on Santa, he checks on the box He looks inside, but he gets a shock (what) Saint Nick has escaped, the boy is depressed (huh) The boy is real angry, but no time to rest (no time for that)

He slaps on his shoes, slap on the vest He whips out the shotgun, Santa's gonna get messed (boom) He drives in his truck, he finds Santa is in luck (luck) The poor old gabber, he's stuck in the muck (he ain't going anywhere)

What does that mean?

Tom
okay whatever we're done